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2 February 2024 by WTF Notebooks

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Roses are red, violets are blah blah blah. It’s time to up your game when it comes to writing that cute Valentine’s Day card (or since it’s 2024, Valentine’s Day text). In true WTF Notebooks-style here are 16 of our favorite messages to wish your significant other a happy V-Day.

From cute and slightly cheesy humor to spicy laugh-out-loud sort of jokes, these messages will make your spouse’s heart giggle before it melts.

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 1

I’d let you have the last french fry. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 2

I love you as much as I love canceled plans. Who needs a social life when I’ve got you?

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 3

You’re the only person I’d shave my legs for in the Winter. Love you most.

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 4

If you were a library book, I would check you out. Happy Valentine’s Day.

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 5

If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. Love you big time.

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 6

Roses are red, violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow, I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, these are just gardening facts.

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 7

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you!

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 8

Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 9

Roses are red, relationships are tough. The reason I love you, is ‘cause we hate the same stuff.

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 10

If I could, I would wrap up all my love for you and put it in a gift box. But that’s way too expensive so enjoy this card instead!

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 11

Congratulations on keeping me for another Valentine’s Day – you lucky thing!

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 12

I love you just the way I am.

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 13

I’m so happy I found someone who is just as weird as me! Happy Valentine’s Day.

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 14

I love you more than I love my coffee in the morning. Just don't make me prove it.

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 15

You're my favorite notification. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 16

You're the cheese to my macaroni – a little cheesy, but a perfect match!

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